How generic and dull. She is still, for me, the least interesting character in Demigod. 

An Interesting start for a story to be sure. Anyway, I hope to give her a try when she is enabled.

I got the Unclean Beast now too!

http://demigod.wikia.com/wiki/Unclean_Beast#Full_Story

It seems rather long... is this fanfiction or official?

And now The Rook

http://demigod.wikia.com/wiki/Rook#Full_Story

I got them from strings_db.lua

Here's The Oak!

http://demigod.wikia.com/wiki/The_Oak#Full_Story

nice work, Plantgirl...good find

Their stories are actually in the game - on the character selection screen. When you're selecting a character, whichever one you currently have selected has a graphical "arrow," we'll call it, below them, to the right. If you click that, it tells you some pros/cons and their backstory.

They're shorter versions in game

Honestly, I preferred the old versions of the Backstories for those Demigods that already were in Beta 1. They were far less...black and white. The Unclean Beast wasn't just "evil magic demon thing", and Torchbearer wasn't just "powerful guy who went crazy when killed".

Evil Jesus was cooler

I agree.

I preferred the old versions as well.

Ah, indeed.

Alas - not wanting to offend any of the SD writers or whomever, but they don't come off well written... I assume they may well undergo further revision?

There's still the shorter versions, but I choosed only to take the full stories.

And frankly, I like them very much